lovequotesrus:

EVERYTHING LOVE

urbancatfitters:

“do your homework”

“clean your room”

“get off the computer”

bird-without-wings:

metallic-tears:

aub-bob44:

livinginaworldofwords:

disneyismyescape:

the-black-widow-has-sherlock:

origijex:

turquoiseload:

I laughed SO hard

I am literally crying

omfg

NOT THIS AGAIN. I CAN’T I AM ALWAYS IN TEARS. 

LOOK AT RUSSELL. 

I CAN’T 

This makes me extremely uncomfortable

I dislike these feels… Oddly enough, some of them actually work, like work-work…

AHAHAHAHAHAH OMFG I CANT BREATHE MY LIFE IS VASTLY IMPROVED BY THESE SO MUCH OMFG I LOVE THIS MORE THAN YOU ALL KNOW!

I just don’t understand why there are three pictures of Dean in the middle of all these Disney pics…

whassupslut:

koala-infestation:

Good lord, all of us on tumblr should just date eachother

11 million omg

Let’s bring out the calculator

Wait…

omg

sluttyoliveoil:

imagine if the screenshot was never taken and the world would have to live without this image

unknownelandes:

SO THAT’S HOW THEY DO IT

fallintolight:

billmurrayrapedme:

Child point R Superman California broken glass homework bug X peas man yelling la ball with dough written on it black kid us

you weren’t supposed to post the answer on here you bastard

thinqs:

is there enough or

captainofthessjohnlock:

h0odrich:

clip from the brand new oreo commercial

so this has been on my dash for over a month and i just got the joke

primarie:

Have a history teacher explain this if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

 

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy’s Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named “Ford.”
Kennedy was shot in a car called “Lincoln” made by “Ford.”

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here’s the “kicker”:

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

 

AND……………….:

Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse…
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater…

 
I saw this had to share just in case anyone did not know.

I WILL NEVER CEASE TO REBLOG THIS

uptownquirrells:

tumbl-rarity:

slytherlocked:

femtaktfilosofi:

I feel weird if I don’t use Neil Patrick Harris’ full name

#same with Robert Downy Jr

and Joseph Gordon Levitt

and Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramírez

cyberdepressed:

if u ever feel bad about urself just think about the people who use their selfies as their lock screen or wallpaper